AISubs v3.7
- Yado! - Chitaka!
- Jumaido! - Ryozo!
- Toyoda! - Yordo!
- Mushieda!
- Um, everyone, a while ago...
No, it might have been a while ago, but...
We played minor sports with Yuuyami-san.
- It was way before that.
- Oh, you know, when Mitch was playing ping - pong...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We were all like, "Hey, what should we do? What should we do?"
- You were playing ping-pong, right? - Yeah.
- Don't you know that it's one of the most major sports even among minors?
- No, we do know.
- This time, we want you to know that there are many minor sports even among minors.
- I see. - Yes.
- As the Minor Sports Association...
- Even if we think of minor sports, we can't tell which ones are real, can we?!
- It'd be bad if Shibayu thought of it.
- No, I mean...
- You really don't know? - No, I don't.
- You can't learn at that level.
- So, this time, the Minor Sports Association is here.
- Oh, I see. - Oh, I see.
- The one I came up with...
- The one that Prime Minister Manshin came up with...
- The real one.
- Is Prime Minister Manshin the one who's tired?
- That's right.
- Can you tell? Can you tell from this video?
- Oh, you can tell if you look back?
- There's some sort of connection, you know?
- Even though I'm standing here, I'm trying my best.
- Well, we're going to play baseball now, you know?
- We're going to play minor sports now.
- That's right! I'm definitely not going to slip!
- That's what I always say!
- We're going to have fun playing three games, and in the end, we're going to guess which one is the real one!
- Yes. - It's going to be a fun video.
- Yes. - Yes.
- I don't want to be realistic, you know? This project is always like that.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Let's start with the first one.
- Yes. - Shall we?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Take it easy.
- Oh, you're taking it easy.
- Oh, you can't look.
- Keep your eyes closed.
- You can open your eyes! They're wide open!
- Manshin-san is...
- Beep beep!
- He's so cool.
- Beep beep!
- What is this?
- The first minor sport is this!
- Yes. - Yes.
- This bike is hard. - Boom!
- We're going to use this bike.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Everyone, what do you think we're going to do with this bike?
- Oh, that's it!
- We're going to go "wahhh" and get out of the bike and see how it goes.
- Huh?
- No exactly.
- Oh, it's different. - It's different, isn't it?
- Everyone, you're underestimating minor sports too much.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Minor sports are more weird angles.
- Weird? - Weird?
- Like stopping with your feet.
- No, no, that's not it...
- I'm just saying it. - The name of the sport is "scuba roma".
- It's a scuba roma sport. - Scuba roma...
- It's a German bicycle sport. - Yes.
- It's about speed, but it's about riding a bicycle and changing clothes quickly. - Huh?
- Huh?
- It's a very unique speed. - It's funny.
- All of them are minor sports with this kind of temperature. - Wow, that's funny.
- I don't know. - Is scuba roma a good sport?
- It's a bit weird. - Minor sports are really weird.
- It's a two-person race. - I see.
- The person who rides the bicycle and the person who chases it. - While riding the bicycle, you take off your clothes and run.
- This is amazing. - Isn't it?
- Actually, it's a fairly vast land. - Let's do it.
- I'll show you lightly. - Yes.
- Ready... Start! - Look, they're running in front of us.
- Oh, I see. - Passing the ball...
- Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! - Watch out! Watch out!
- Nice! Nice! Nice!
- Nice! Nice! - Good! Good!
- Oh, good! - Come on! Come on! Come on! OK! OK!
- Oh, it's funny! - Wow!
- It's funny just to go back and forth like this. - Wow!
- What is this? - They're good at this.
- Huh? - Well...
- I wonder if it's true. - I think it's not.
- Oh, great! Great! - Oh, it's difficult! Difficult!
- Go! Go! Go! - I can't use my hands.
- This balance is important. - I see.
- I see.
- Actually, I can do it right away. - Oh, you can do it right away.
- But if you're not a professional, it's pretty dangerous. - I can only do it once.
- OK! - Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
- Watch out! Watch out! - Watch out! Watch out!
- Oh, you're already doing it? - The second one!
- Up! - What?
- Wait a minute! It's difficult! - What is it? What is it?
- It's long! - I know what it is, but...
- Oh, it's coming! - Oh, it's coming!
- OK! - Oh...
- Go! Go! Go! - Time!
- Oh, I raised it. - 2 minutes and 6 seconds.
- It's a good corner. - No, it's a little dangerous.
- It's a little dangerous. - It looks like it's going to be late. - It's a little dangerous.
- How is it? When I first heard this, I thought it was a lie.
- I feel like it's about three years old. - It's Kuwa... Kuwaroma, isn't it?
- Kuwaroma. - Kuwaroma.
- What's up with you? - Kuwaroma V.
- You're jealous, aren't you? - Yes.
- The first one is okay, right? - Yes.
- You don't have to try it, do you? - No, it's okay.
- It's okay, right? - Yes.
- I'll show you now. - Yes.
- Let's go to the second one. - Yes.
- It's a little moving. - Yes.
- Yes.
- Go ahead. - Yes.
- We've moved. - Yes.
- It's a great place, isn't it? - It's beautiful.
- It's like a soccer or rugby field. - What do you do in such a blessed environment?
- I'll start with the second contestant. - Yes.
- Wife carrying. - Wife carrying?
- You carry your wife like this and do that with obstacles. - Wow!
- Wow!
- It's true that you carry your wife? - It's true that I carry my wife.
- I see. - I see.
- Then let's have you do it this time. - I see.
- Simply rock-paper-scissors and the winner is my wife? - Yes.
- Rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper-scissors.
- I'm your wife. - I'm your wife.
- Mushi-san carries and I'm your wife. - Mushi-san carries and I'm your wife.
- I'm your wife and Mushi-san carries and I'm your wife. - I'm your wife and Mushi-san carries and I'm your wife.
- I'm not moving. - I'm not moving either.
- It's open! - Wow!
- It's an art. - You were wondering what the meaning of your clothes was.
- But you're just wearing whatever you like. - But you're just wearing whatever you like.
- There's a field for wife carrying. - Yes.
- The regulation says 200 meters. - It's pretty deep.
It's really long, isn't it?
Well, this time...
I'll omit it.
There are actually more types of obstacles.
Let's overcome them together in the future.
- That's what it means. - I see.
Is carrying your back or your arms?
It's up to you, but...
there's a general way of doing it.
You turn around and...
like this...
This is the leg, right?
You turn around and this is the leg?
What about when you do a muscle buster?
- That's really tough. - Yeah.
If I fall forward like this...
Is that right?
Is that how you do it?
- It's like... - Sorry!
- That's not how you do it! - Huh?!
- The ending is important, though! - Um...
- You're supposed to crouch like this, right? - And...
- The woman... - It's so hot in here, my head's going crazy.
- Like this, right? And her head... - I see, I see!
- No, no! - Huh?!
- Get on! - And...
- You stand like this! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- This is scary! - Okay!
- Ready, and... - This is too scary!
- This is scary! - Okay!
- It seems like this is the easiest to carry! - Really?!
- Scary! - Hey!
- Is there anyone who would make their own wife look like this?!
- I'm serious! - Okay, I think you're tired!
- So, are you ready? Ready, and... - This is bad!
- It looks like a bear! - This is bad!
- This is bad! What is this?! - Seriously, this is scary!
- Run, run, run! - Run, run, run!
- Outside! Outside of the bear! - Okay!
- Turn around outside of the bear! Outside of the bear! - Okay!
- Outside of the bear! - Okay!
- This is tough! - This is crazy!
- Is this even a life? - Wow!
- What is this?! - I'm dying!
- You're a fool, kid!
- Bushi-san, fly! - You can do it!
- You can go straight from here!
- Fly! - You can do it!
- Fly! - What are you doing?!
- The love of a couple! - Fly!
- Behind you! Behind you! - Okay!
- Just a little more! - Just a little more!
- Okay, okay!
- Just a little more! Just a little more!
- Go, go, go, go!
- Look, Shiba Inu is still saying "go, go, go"!
- Just a little more! - That's enough!
- I don't care anymore!
- I'm not your wife!
- What is this?! - Please go back!
- Okay! - Please go back!
- Please go back, you new-born man! - No!
- Good job! - How was it?
- I'm scared of Shiba Inus. - Okay.
- I'm not going on a trip to Finland. - No, you won't.
- Then you should go.
- No, you won't. - You should go.
- That's all for "Wife Carrying". - Okay!
- It's different from the main story, so there's a lot of weird things. - Yeah.
- Okay, let's go to the third one! - Okay!
- Please move around that circle over there. - Okay!
- Are you going to move?
- You should have moved earlier.
- Okay, the third one is...
- "Japan Was Born".
- "Indie Sports". - The third one is "Kettling". - "Kettling"?
- It's like "Chess Boxing", but it's a battle between "Chiritori" and "Wrestling". - "Kettling"...
- Can you show me the intro? - Does anyone want to do it?
- Izumaru said he wanted to do it. - He said it! I heard it too!
- My brother does "Wrestling", so... - Oh, really?
- He's a national player. - Is he that strong?
- How was it, Izumaru-san? - It wasn't hard at all.
- I'll choose between "Kettling" and "High School". - Okay.
- Okay, "Kettling". - "Kettling"?
- It's like choosing between "Kettling" and "High School" in billiards.
- There's something else in "Wrestling" though. - Is "Kettling" more dominant than "High School"?
- That's why "Kettling" is more dominant, right?
- I think it's okay if you don't do it every time. - If you say "high school", it's "shibayu", but...
- I'm not sure if it's true or not. - Oh, wow!
- What's that? - Oh...
- You got first place! - Nice!
- I don't know, maybe it's the other way around. - It's not always about getting first place.
- Basically, it's "wrestling" all the time.
- There's no "kneeling" or "holding" either.
- You hit the iron and say "catch him!" - You say it, right?
- Let's say it. - You say it, right?
- Let's say it. - If you say it...
- You say "yes, boss!" - You say it like this, right?
- You probably say it, right? - Then you get first place.
- That's the basic rule, but...
- You guys are wrestling all the time.
- If you can't catch him and it's been 4 seconds...
- You say "rest"! - If you say "rest"...
- This...
- Wait a second.
- Your hands will burn!
[The rules are as follows]
- Cut it! - Yes, me!
- What did you say? - Nothing.
- I thought we'd watch it when it starts. - Just watch us play sports.
- I know all of the rules now. - Yes.
- Game start! - Ta-dah!
- Chairs. - Watermelon. - Crab.
- Garlic. - Crab.
- What? - Crab?
- Earth. - Earth.
- Rooftop. - Rooftop.
- It looks like fun. - Crab.
- There's a crab! There's a crab! - There's a crab.
- Red. - Red.
- Catch heap!
- Ah, it didn't work. It didn't go in.
- Wait! Wait! Wait!
- It said "catch heap", but it didn't say "yes, boss".
- Doesn't it count for one point? - No, it doesn't.
- I don't get it!
- Huh? - You have to do it properly.
- The referee said it didn't go in!
- Rooftop. - Rooftop.
- What? - Rooftop.
- Last one!
- Yes, boss!
- Ah, it went in!
- One point! - It went in!
- That was perfect. - You worked hard.
- How did you like it?
- I felt like I got what I was looking for. - Oh, I see.
- In the end, that's how you enjoy it.
- That's how it is.
- Everyone, thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Yes. - Yes.
- I think there's a lot of possibilities.
- If you think about which one is right, it's number two.
- If you think about which one is wrong, it's really boring.
- Yeah. - I...
- I know one. - Huh? - Yeah.
- It's "wife carrying". - I knew it.
- It sounds like it. - I think it's number two, too.
- I saw it in "Sekai Marumei".
- It's number two. - Huh?
- This is... - This is...
- The real minor sports are...
- Number two!
- That's right!
- There are some mistakes like this, right?
- The correct answer is number two, wife carrying!
- I knew it when I was playing 1.9 or Sekai Marumie.
- I thought it would confuse me at first.
- At first, I thought it was like high school 1, but when I went to wife carrying...
- Surprisingly, there weren't any minor sports.
- If you look it up, it might be number one.
- It might be.
- I can't become a representative of Japan from now on.
- Yes, that's right.
- Bye!
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